Once upon a time I agreed to a system of… shall we say, “incentives,”… to help me stay on track with my February Photofest posts. Because Viper is all about being helpful. (Ok, maybe it wasn’t once upon a time, maybe it was the beginning of the month, and maybe V had an ulterior motive. Whatever.) But anyway, you know that advice to “read the fine print”? Yeah, I didn’t. Apparently the devil is in the details, and I don’t just garner corrections for missing a day. There’s also corrections for so-called “delayed” posts. He’s got a formula.
It’s like, math + physics + coding = whacks and ever-increasing-in-size buttplugs. (I am not making this up.)
Anyway…bottom line is the longer I don’t make up a missed day in the February Photofest, the worse it is, for my ass. Literally. So here you go. Two February Photofests in one day, to make up for that one I missed way back on February 11.
Oh, and yeah, this was at work. A correction for yet another infraction. It’s been awhile since I’ve had to answer to anyone, ya’ll. It’s gonna take some time to get my wild-girl, ain’t-nobody-the-boss-of-me ass back in line.